#Dinosaur island 1994 download torrent movie#
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Obviously, their SFX budget was minuscule and they wanted to conserve on-screen dino time, but instead, it comes across that James is so mind-numbingly moronic that when he's actually physically pointing the camera at a living breathing dinosaur, he'd rather turn the camera away and point it at his producer's face or nipples and talk.ĭid I mention that James is also operating the only documentary camera in the history of documentaries that utterly doesn't have night vision? Because, well, why would you take one of those into a jungle? And they're sleeping in a tent, in the Amazon, with every window zipped up tight as a drum, because god knows that you wouldn't be seeking a breeze in a Peruvian rain forest - or to well, be able to see out, using the night vision that you didn't bring. Imagine hiring Steve Stiffler from American Pie to work a camera on a documentary, and you pretty much have "James". Unfortunately, it is terminally mauled by the premise that a film crew with enough budget to hire a cameraman and a producer in the first place and fly them to Peru, manages to hire a cameraman so incredibly stupid that he doesn't understand that he is not supposed to walk last so that every moving shot in the entire movie is ankles, butts, and ground, constantly turn the camera around and talk to it, take shaky spinny camera shots from behind seats, behind people, behind rocks, behind trees, yammer on and on and on and on and on and on, and shoot perhaps 7x more shots of his producer's erect nipples than of the conveniently available dinosaurs that they eventually discover. The location was great, and the B-movie acting talent wasn't bad. This could have been an interesting movie, in spite of the "found footage" nature. Reviewed by user_unknown-49930 3 /10 Oh God, Oh God, Cameraman James, PLEASE for the love of God in heaven stop talking! In the end, I just watched to see how many things I could spot that were wrong. How did they navigate, as I didn't see a compass or GPS on anyone? How did the rain forest suddenly become wet sclerophyll?
No discussion on what it could be? Was it a Tapir or Pecari, or Caiman? No picket at night to set up cameras and try and find out what it was. They find an albino python and don't know its albino? They can hear sounds of something big for 3 days every night but no tracks or scats are found and the scientists don't even seem interested. The nights are remarkably bug-free, I don't know any animal that would come around a camp with a lite fire in it.
Their packs aren't big enough for a day trip let alone a multi-day hike. Wearing sleeveless tops in a malaria-infested rain forest at night, camping in tents and carrying a table and chair into the jungle just doesn't make sense. Had they spent a week in a canoe and then 2 weeks trekking to their destination using tribal Indians as guides I would have believed it. The idea of driving along a dirt road and labeling it remote for the purpose of the film is ludicrous. Peru as a location had the potential, but it was never to be. The Lost World idea of finding dinosaurs in a remote part of the planet is not new. Reviewed by triggersplace-82096 4 /10 Could have been so much better